Say uncle, is God a man
Or is God a dame
Is God hideing in a pylon
Or within a grain of sand
As a little goldfish used to say
God must exist anyway
Or else who is it who changes who moves
The water of my bowl when it’s polluted
Tell me where is God ! !
And when I see a pretty lass
And I sweat to get hold of her
and I sweet-talk her like a madman
Is it God who dictates what i declam
Say uncle is God an elephant
Or is God a little mouse
Is God hiding in the bristles of my tooth-brush
Or in the heart of a grain of rice
Tell me where is God ! !
Who is it who lights the stars
Who hits the stop button of the TV
And who, who puts the marrow in bones
Who let me get some rest sometimes
Who is it that makes me happy
When I see a gooey camembert
Who makes the birds sing sweetly
As I relish my hamburger
Is God in baby bottles
Or in grand-ma’s piggy bank
Is God in a can of Diet Coke
Or in the half liter of Sprite
Is God in Bob Dylan’s tunes
Or in the marijuana and strawberry perfume
Tell me where is God ! !
Some have seen God in the desert
I prefer God in my dessert
Some say God’s a meanie
But I reckon he’s a cool dude
He’s like everyone like you and me
I meet him often down the road
He shops at Wallmart
Gets welfare money plays the horses
And when he wins a bet
Goes on vacation to Ballston Spa
God in fact he’s called Roger
And his wife she’s called Pam
The fact is he must exist
He created love and hate
Budweiser and Heineken
ROGER I LOVE YOU
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